- Acknowledgments
- Introduction
- General Laws
- There's More than One Way to be Intelligent
- Action Leads to Attitude
- Everything has a System
- To Everything, A Place
- All Things are Tools
- Hypocricy Speaks Louder than Words
- I'm not Always Right (The First Time)
- Sacrifice Lasts
- Interpersonal Laws
- Everyone's a Jerk
- Let the Jerk Win
- To Win, You May Have to Be the Jerk
- Trust the Jerk
- Spoil Your Child
- Decision Laws
- Do What You Do Best
- Priority is a Wheel
- Choose Your Addiction
- Thrive in Chaos
- Somewhere Between Panic and Apathy are Sound Decisions
- Worry Doesn't Work
- If You Don't Work, You Can't Complain
- Perspiration Does not Mean Progress
- "No" is No Decision
- Get Over It
- You Can't Thwart God's Will (Fate)
- Joy Laws
- Joy is Available
- Take Joy in Small Things
- Take Joy in Accomplishment
- Take Joy in the Joy of Others
- Take Joy in Truth